Biscuit Readings


A quirky and very Australian comedy roving duo, the Biscuit Readings is an improvised,  interactive performance developed to ultimately give heart to everyone.

Based in Melbourne the Biscuit Readings are perfect for family events, music festivals, corporate gatherings … any event that wants a fun and different interactive roving act.

From their all-terrain tea trolley Betty and Bert give you a nice cup of tea or an international roast, in a lovely cup from the family’s best china. Then Betty gives you a “reading”, divining what biscuit you are. It’s a bit like Astrology meets Arnotts. If you’re waiting, have a chat with Bert (and help him out with his crossword). Best of all, when you’re done, you get to eat your biscuit!

“…They picked me as a “Venetian” (true, it’s my favourite city) and Peter Goers as a chocolate Teddy Bear biscuit – sometimes sweet and cuddly and sometimes grumpy and hiding in his cave. Spot on, in both cases.” Carole Whitelock – 891 Afternoons ABC presenter

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